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polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.

"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."

by Not So Super Mario September 21, 2013


National Only Speak Polish

To enlighten to polish in you, we encourage you only speak polish November 4. To respect the great culture that polish has and honor your ancestors.

"Dzień dobry panie Lain" (good morning mr lain)
"what are you even saying?"
"To narodowe tylko po polsku!" (its national only speak polish day!)
"ooooh wow soooo cool"

by riddlingriddler November 1, 2021


Polish a Rocket

Form science fiction: means to fly your rocket. As a rocket travels thru interstellar space, it collides with micrometeorites of various metals, often silver or iridium, and gain a smooth, silver, polished surface.

Commander Tom was the best pilot who ever polish a rocket to Orion and back.

by jackdeath May 30, 2021


Going to the polish museum of America

To have relations of a sexual nature.

Leah is going to the polish museum of america with me after the show.

by Favoriteanimalisbear November 18, 2021


Polished diorite

Diorite but better a bit, nobody talks about granite though because its so bad.

I must say, this Polished diorite looks astonishing!

by Пепси человек November 14, 2020


Polish knuckles

Punching someone in the face

I'm going to polish knuckles on that guys face!

by Th3 mountain man September 14, 2020


polish knuckles

To punch someone repeatedly or to fight.

1. I'm going to polish knuckles with that guy after class.

2. I want to polish knuckles on their face!

by Th3 mountain man September 14, 2020