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Poop Job

When she goes poo poo on your wee wee

Guy 1: bro she gave me a poop job at lunch today
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it

by Dr Poop, M.D September 8, 2019

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop schnitzels

crappy, bad or unfortunate

Aw, poop schnitzels I forgot my homework!

by erikatori June 18, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hangover Poop

the closing to a lingering hangover. As your body is tired of throwing up the alcohol, it decides to poop it out instead.

Today i dropped my hangover poop and i felt normal after last nights party.

by Jolly Lollipop August 14, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop trading

Act of exchanging poop with partner(s). The process of contacting butt holes while pooping back and forth. Your partner receives the poop and could either, trade back the same poop, or your partner can accept the poop as a gift and thank you.

example of poop trading 0<=><=>=>0

0-butthole

<=>-poop

by Handsome<3 January 12, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghost-poop

When after pooping, you go to wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper.

"Dude that was such a quick poop!"
"It was a ghost-poop thats why."
"Ohhhhh I love those"

by buttmonkey930 July 12, 2013

64๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


what the poop

an expression substituting a curse for poop
WHAT THE POOP

WHAT THE POOP! poop what the ? hi

by BARBRA STREISAND June 11, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop shotgun

The art of shot-gunning a beer while hovering over a toilet. After completion of drinking the beer, spread your butt cheeks with both hands, bear down while applying extreme force to launch feces.

Hey Hotard! Come watch this shit, Ellis is attempting a poop shotgun!!

by Tiny1985 December 24, 2016

26๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž