Pussy Productivity

A measure of one's sexual encounters in a given time frame.

Frenchie: Dude, since you've grown out the long locks the ladies have been flocking.

Blitz: Yea bra, my PUSSY PRODUCTIVITY has really skyrocketed.

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Unicorn Pussy

Pussy you only read about in stories (also see Big foot pussy

Guy 1: "Hey bro, i hooked up with Sara last night, im talking bomb ass pussy right there!!"

Guy 2: "Dude, there is no WAY you hit that last night, that shit is unicorn pussy, you have no chance!!

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Strange Pussy

(Noun)

New pussy that you haven't smashed yet, instead of your
Girlfriends same ol' blown out
Stanky vaginal orifice.

Example: "Bro me and my lady have been doin good, goin on 5 years now... But I could use some STRANGE PUSSY every now & then."

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Boy pussy

A sissy boy's anus
- The primary function of a boy pussy is to be relentlessly pounded by an alpha male, bull or mandingo.

- In sissy boy sexual anatomy, the sissy clit is found above the boy pussy

Girlfriend, my boy pussy has been farting cum all morning from the pummelling I got last night

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wet pussy

when a female gets horny, her privates get wet

That guy was kissing on my chest and then i got so horny that my pussy got wet.

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Indian pussy

Some of the best pussy on earth. Very underrated and not well-known but Indian pussy still has that Asian tightness but is a little darker and extremely juicy.

Alex: Did you fuck that Indian girl from last night?

Vincent: Hell yeah. That pussy was so tight I wanted to cum as soon as I put it in. Man, I love fucking Indian pussy.

Alex: Damn dude now I want some Indian pussy..

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pussy award

an award givin to a girl who has used her "pussy" to its full potential, but in a way no one els has done before.

i got my first pussy award for fuckin in the bathroom at a football game

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