vanilla sausage

A white mans penis is sometimes referred to as vanilla sausage

I love sucking my boyfriends vanilla sausage

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Water sausage

Any person. Comes from the fact that we are nothing but meat and water encased in skin, much like a hot dog or sausage

Guy 1: hey, what's up water sausage?

Guy 2: Not much, you?

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sausage-fest

When you go to an outing or party and
there are only males there or if there are many males and few females.This can also mean when a bunch of gay men go out or get together somewhere it is called a sausage-fest because they are all playing with each other's "sausage"

Hey, man did you go to paul's party last night, yea it was a total sausage fest. Hey look at those homos steven and dillon over there, they look they are going to have a sausage-fest

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Ring Sausage

"Ring Sausage" is a fairly broad insult, used when people are being pissy or annoying. Coined by the TV show Bottom, it goes along with Wank Biscuit

1) Fuck off you Ring Sausage!
2) Stop being such a Ring Sausage.

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Russian Sausage

The act of taking one's penis from a woman's menstruating vagina and sticking it in her suck hole.

Jim stuck his Russian Sausage in Kelly's mouth, and she loved it.

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sausage

so as not to be in contact with or near; away; sector clear

#1: M-O status?
#2: sausage

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Sausage Roll

1.(noun) a pastry filled with random crap ie. camel, horse
a.k.a sausage on the roll

Excuse me tucko lado, can I have a sausage on the roll (Sausage Roll)

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