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The second law of Homodynamics states that the entropy of the gayness in a closed system shall increase over time, and that the odds of someone being gay shall become more likely over time due to the easibility of being gay.
The level of homosexuality increases every time someone says no homo and further research must be done in order to understand how we can limit this pollution. currently due to the first law of homodynamics the big gay cannot be destroyed it can only be transferred meaning that current measures of using gay people to store the homo (through the use of sacrificing themselves to limit pollution through the term "full homo") is ineffective after the person has died as the homo is just released back into the atmosphere further threatening humanities survival. Further research must be completed on homodynamics and how to mitigate the increasing levels of pollution or humanity will perish in the face of the great filter.
You: "I'm terrified is humanity really going to end?"
Friend: "well according to the second law of homodynamics..."
You: "really? oh fuck me..."
Friend: "don't mind if I do"
You: "uhh no homo?"
Friend: "Full homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
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When someone is talking to you and you have another friend come and vouch for you
AnaMarie was talking to Uriel and AnaMarie asked Martha to come cause she was her Second Hand Person
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Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.
For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.
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A person that's good enough for seconds is tolerable or appealing enough that you would sleep with them more than once, but you wouldn't consider dating them regularly.
She's good enough for seconds and all, but fuck dating her. She's kind of a bitch.
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A time bound measure of the performance of the man who refers to himself as "The Machine Gunn"
The Machine Gunn pounded away for what seemed like 7.5 hours but what in reality was merely 6 seconds Jack.
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Something people use to make a quick intermission or skip a boring part of a video.
Youtuber: okay guys, this will take a while, I need to farm a bit, gonna see you when I'm done
---10 SECONDS LATER---
Youtuber: Alright dudes, that took a while, but it was worth it, so let's continue with the video
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Well...this is easy.
The gayest band of all time...
Person 1: hey man, have you heard that new band called 30 Seconds to Mars?
Person 2: Yes! Guess what?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: They are fucking gay!!!!!!!!! You homo go suck their hairless dicks.
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