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When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.
I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!
A widely used nickname for good old 45.
In every situation, at every opportunity, the Pinocchio President is showing himself to be a highly accomplished shit-spewer.
The kind of poop that either hurts so bad you want to cry, or It feels so relieving that you want to pray. Either way, you end up getting all emotional over it.
That burrito had clogged up my guts for 2 full days until I took that shirtless passion shit.
That wet air that hits your ass when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.
"Man I just took a dump. That shit mist felt weird as fuck."
Those things in all the Mario Kart games that you lay down to look like gift boxes, but when a person picks them up, they get blown up.
I thought I was gonna get some turbos or a turtle shell, but it was a shit in a box.
When you pull your pants up after taking a shit and your shirt is still partially tucked in on one side.
James rushed out of the bathroom after taking a big shit, but before leaving, he noticed he had a severe shit tuck forcing him to untuck his shirt.
The sensation of needing to go back in the house to fire off a missile immediately after starting a project in the garage. It's a real momentum killer. If you're ever constipated, head out to the garage and pick up a drill. Instant 💩. #garageshits
I needed to go fix the car but didn’t get anything done because I got the garage shits.