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When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.
Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)
When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.
Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)
When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.
Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)
When someone showers before and after an event, or in the morning and at nighttime everyday.
I always shower before and after work! It’s a sandwich shower!
The art form of beating your dick to AFV (America’s Funniest Home Videos) all the while your friends throw hamsters mercilessly at you.
Man I’m so horny I could really go for a hamster shower right about now.
A shower that occurs after a person has been exposed to horrible grammar. Usually happens after texting friends that have no idea how to use their native language, and reading the messages becomes physically painful. The only way to get rid of this feeling of pain and dirtiness is with a hot Grammar Shower.
"hi how r u. can i come over their"
"were gonna b their to"
"your a idiot"
"look at those cat's over their"
All of these are examples of sentences that would require a Grammar Shower after reading.
Semen that ends up floating around on the shower floor on its way down the drain.
I can't wait until my girlfriend moves in so I can stop sending shower jellyfish.
I need a girlfriend so I can stop slipping on shower jellyfish.