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The most feminine drink on earth.
Man 1: Hey look, Man 3 is drinking a Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams.
Man 2: I bet he's wearing thigh highs.
Man 3: Stop it guys! *blushes*
A Strawberry Cramper (also known as a Chicken Mummfler) is a type of action that causes the suffocation of a feminine lizard (named otherwised as the Female Boogaloo). This action is highly dangerous and often results in spontaneous and putrid combustion. This action is commonly done by those in the furry community (a group of those who are attracted to animals) and is recommended to not be viewed apon by the normal eyes.
Finding satisfaction in this act is considered a crime in the Philippines, North Korea, and most of the U.S.A. (most notably the state of Alabama).
"While walking down the street i saw Fred giving the neighborly Female Boogaloo a Strawberry Cramper.".
When you are fucking a virgin with the runs and hitting it from the back and she spews out liquids from both holes all over the place vigorously, getting it everywhere
Have you ever done the 7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Split with a girl? Shit feels greater than bowling!
She is cute and smart and smells like strawberries.She is kind of short but she is unique and cares about everyone.Must protected
She is such a masterpiece.She is Mrs strawberry
When you nut in a girl on her period and eat it out.
Bro I just gave Savannah a New Mexico Strawberry
When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while she is on her cycle. The man orgasms inside her then takes his penis out covered with cum and menstruation blood then makes her suck it like a popsicle.
Hey baby I'm on my cycle.Can you give me a strawberry nut pop tonight.
Did you hear what Tom did to Jennifer last night? He gave her a Strawberry nut pop while she was on her period.
A sexual act where two people (at least one male) engage in oral sex. The person giving the fellatio waits until the recipient is climaxing, then bites down on the base of the shaft and begins scraping upward, essentially degloving the penis.
"Why did you get put in the hospital last week?"
"My girl gave me a Strawberry Cheesecake Sloppy."
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