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A term used to describe when a situation really sucks, however it sucks for more than just that one person or individual, for example two armies fighting in a flooded city is a sucky situation for both therefore, balanced. Hence "A Balanced Suck."
"I hate that new feature"
"Yeah man same, it makes it harder for both teams."
"I guess its a balanced suck then..."
"Not so bad then I suppose."
To suck a lollipop or popsicle as you would a Dick.
Jamie- Damnnnn son, that girl over there is sugar sucking that popsicle.
Son- why does that matter?
Jamie- cause thats gonna be how you want it.
A combination of “eat shit” and “suck a dick”. To be used as an insult, When you can’t decide which to use
Person A: “Hey bro, could you help me with my homework?”
Person B: “nah bro, suck a shit”
Person A: “eat shit and suck a dick”
Person B: “nah,you can suck a shit”
A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.
Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy
Being sucked boneless is when either a male or female is sucked out so hard that they literally feel like there is nothing left inside them and they are as hollow as a cupboard. After sucked boneless they can nor talk, nor stand nor even whisper but only breath.
Guy 1: baby talk to me! Are you alright? Did I hurt you?
Girl 1: *panting*
Guy 1:I'll call 911!
Guy 2: Sir, I'm afraid she's been sucked boneless, nothing permanent but I do advice no sucking for a while
When a girl blows you and makes half Moan and half mumble something and you can't hear her. But continue spreading cum in her throat. Don't forget breath mints.
That whore totally grumble sucked me hard. Didn't hear what she said but I don't care. She only cost me $30
He just does.
And I mean you.
And you stoll my neck phone thing.
Give back.
Look at that Phil sucks over there, he's the worst
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