Extremely tight jeans that take atleast 10 minutes to get on and off not good if you want to get laid
take your super tights off so we can have sexual intercourse.
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The most extreme of Cunts, derived from Cuntimous Maximous, it is the description of a person who you would murder 3 times over for the simple joy of ridding man-kind from this terrible human being. They reign superior over all other cunts, no cunt compares to the Super-Cunt. The Super-Cunt commits atrocities on the regular. They are usually a conservative.
(guy 1): Hey do you know that guy Doug? the one who drop kicked a baby, denies the Holocaust, and donates to the KKK?
(guy 2): Yeah, he's the reigning Super-Cunt.
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A prostitute, gigolo, or overly promiscuous person during the Covid-19 pandemic.
Person 1: It appears that your mom may be a ho.
Person 2: That sucks... What has brought you to that conclusion?
Person 1: Because to everyone but you, she is known as the super spreader!
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Pretty much like, you're friend zoned... but you get the hugs, kisses, hearts, "I love you"s, all that stuff. You just can't have anything truly romantic or special.
"Man, that chick just super friendzoned me. Worse than friend zone."
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The smartest and dumbest mother fucker that ever lived.
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when your day has been just right and you start feeling chatty for your crush as the moon appears.
"hey, feel like a glass of wine on the balcony or a bavarian beer down at the river? I'm all goody moody and super clingy. like i could literally sit in your hair!"
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a super stranger is when someone else sits on their own hand, and then proceeds to jerk you off
we were going to have a circle jerk, but we decided to go with super strangers instead; this way, it doesn't really count.
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