take the cock to

1) A douche way to say go someplace, as in 'I took the cock to Chili's.'
2) A way to refer to a hookup, as in 'I took the cock to that waitress.'
3) A way to denote mastery of discipline or something, as in 'I take the cock to poker.' Alt: 'I took the cock to BJ for stealing from me.'

'Take the cock to' makes for great uncertain moments, as in 'I took the cock to Vegas.' Potentially misogynous.

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taking a sheet

The act of using a piece of Sheets Energy Strip. Comically sounds like Taking a Shit and makes the spokespeople sound like dumbasses. Especially Pitbull.

Billboard: "Taking a Sheet in the studio" -Pitbull
Person 1: "Did that annoying spanglish wannabe just say he is defecating in his place of musical recording?"
Person 2: "Nah bro he's taking energy strips."
Person 1: "Oh, well he's still a piece of shit."

Change the channel whenever a Pitbull related commercial comes on.

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Taking a Blank

The situation in which you need to take a crap and you add someones name in place of "Blank". ( use only for people who you consider pieces of shit. )

" Ahh man i think its time for me to go 'Take a ___' "

"I wonder when hes gonna be done 'Taking a Blank'
and who hes gonna name it after?"

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take it, gay

A phrase used to tell a friend they are being a pussy.

Friend: wahhh im a pussy
You: wow
Friend: you are a cunt
You: take it, gay

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fake take

Pretending to enter and store someone's cell number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"

Jeff: "why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?"

Chris: "Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"

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take two

usually a command to take two standing aids on a moving bus though its certain if you hold on to them they will break/ snap under your weight

Carney: take two
Kiara: *recluctantly takes two straps on the bus
are you calling me fat ?
Carney: no
*shoves a third to kiara after a second glance
Kiara: *takes the thrid...

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take the cake

To excell to the point of winning. Originated from slaves "cakewalking," a dance to imitate and make fun of ballroom dancing. Some slave owners would hold cakewalking competitions, and reward the winner with a piece of hoecake.

"That boy can dance!--he's got what it takes to take the cake."

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