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A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.
The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.
Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"
Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
A cancerous intro template most commonly used on YouTube by cancerous YouTubers.
The problem about cancer intro's is that the intro itself isn't bad but the fact that SO MANY people use it because they cannot make an intro.
Stomedy has cancer little intro.
Thot cancer intro looks so cancer.
Lemme smash that cancer intro.
ur testicular ball dies just die
my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer
Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.
His Lactose Cancer killed him after eating that yoghurt which stood in his room for days.
a word used to scare a person who masturbates too much in which all the friction and loss of proteins causes spots baldness of your bush and the loss of foreskin
bro you need to stop punishing your cock your gonna catch dick cancer
A small, green, glowing rat from the video game ultrakill. It is the hardest boss in all of ultrakill.
Guy: Oh look, its the cancerous rodent
cancerous rodent: nuh uh
Guy: *Instantly dies*
the funny rat from ultrakrill
the cancerous rodent is the hardest boss in ultrakill, hands down, has 1 septillion health or something, extremely hard to hit, all attacks fucking oneshot you
(the rodent can literally be killed by a simple punch)