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A holy day of obligation in the Church of the Almighty Dollar.
Don't believe that BS about black friday being named after accountants' black ink. (wtf?) The love of money is the root of all evil. Black symbolizes evil, the true reason for the name.
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A person who takes pride on being an outcast because he knows being a weirdo is what ultimately will give him something to be proud of. It usually takes some balls to be a black sheep.
- Hey, whatever became of Vik?
- I don't know, last time i heard he was working in some cool shit.
- I know right! he is always been such a Black Sheep!
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The act of using Black people as a source of renewable energy
Politician Douche: ...and as a global initiative, I propose that we burn all the Black people in order to reduce green house emissions. They breed like rabbits... Speaking of rabbits, we could burn them too! But only the black ones. Solve two problems at once. Kill two blacks with one environmental initiative!
General Populace: Mr. Politician, isn't that wrong and evil? Black people contribute to society and Bunnies are cute and fluffy
Politician Douche: If by evil you mean humane, and by contribute you mean burden, then yes! They do! And we're only burning the BLACK bunnies.
General Populace: Oh... I'm glad I voted for you. Black Power FTW!
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Black time is, depending on of course the urgency of the appointment 1-4 hours.
Other factors such as family, work, and random meetings between acquaintances can add an extra half an hour.
People that are usually on "black time" are over popular people for whatever reason, or a person with no backbone.
Tanya- When is your friend coming by to hangout?
Sean- He didn't give me a time. He said he would be here soon though. Then again you know how he is always on "black time."
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the biggest party night of the year, to many. the night before thanksgiving day.
"i can't wait for black wednesday! we're having a power hour then going bar hopping till we pass out!"
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1) In my humble opinion a well-developed character from the Twilight series, though it's still unknown why he loves Bella so much since she treats him like crap. He's decent until he loses his balls in New Moon, but even then he's tolerable until Eclpise when Stephanie Meyers makes him an almost rapist. She almost sitcks him with Leah. After seeing that that relationship is healthy though, she makes him imprint on a baby and then have sex with a seven year old Renesmee, making him a certified pedophile. He's also not a warewolf but merely a shapeshifter since his transformations are controllable.
2) See victims of charcater assination
Just when I thought that there was a relationship worth rooting for, Jacob Black dumps Leah for...a baby? EW! Talk about character assasination!
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graffiti book used for sketching. Normally specialized black books have smoother pages than normal paper.
there are loads of dope pieces in my black book.
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