Canadian Mud Shark

White Canadians(usually females) that prefer African Americans(usually males from American Ghettoes). Canadian Mudsharks are usually found in cities near the Canadian/American border: Victoria, Vancouver, Calgary, Regina, Winnipeg, Kenora, Thunder Bay, Windsor, London, Hamilton, Montreal, Ottawa, Kingston, Toronto, Quebec.

Canadian Mudsharks prefer African Americans but will settle for Jamaicans or Africans from Africa.

Jane: Has anyone seen Karen?
Martha: Oh she's in the States this weekend.
Jane: Again? Is she Hunting Blacks still?
Martha: Probably. What a Canadian Mud Shark!
Jane: Before long she'll have Mud Skippers, eh?

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Canadian History

A sexual act that involves burnt pubic hair covered in wax that is in the shape of a dildo used to apply lubricant to the clevage of a 500 pound prostitute from Alabama so that her dog can lick peanut butter off her arm pit.

The prostitute from Alabama taught me Canadian History.

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Angry French Canadian

An unhealthy sandwich that happens to be remarkably delicious, combining multiple sweet and savory flavors for one colossally calorie-laden pleasure for your mouth. The sandwich consists of one or two hot dogs, at least two big strips of bacon, and poutine (french fries with melted cheese and gravy), served on a french-toasted baguette drizzled with delicious maple syrup. It's a sticky, fatty mess that will leave your stomach happy and your arteries in shock.

The Angry French Canadian made its debut on the Montreal-based Youtube series "Epic Mealtime," and has since gone on to become the official sandwich of Montreal, Canada. (OK, that last part is a lie, but it's only a matter of time.)

Hey, we're in Montreal and I'm starving! Let's grab some Angry French Canadians and wash 'em down with some Canadian beers!

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Canadian base system

The Canadian base system is:

- first base: kissing and fondling breasts

- second base: hand job, fingering or oral sex

- third base: sex, and

- home base (or fourth base): sex with a hockey puck used as a dildo and maple syrup used as lubricant.

Katie: All my friends from back home in Northern Ontario go to home base (Canadian base system) by the time they're 15.

David: Is this why hockey and maple syrup are so popular in Canada?

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Canadian Swamp Logger

The act of defecating in a females mouth while having oral sex and cramming the poop log in with your penis. dirty.

Bro i gave Taylor the dirtyst Canadian swamp logger you have ever seen last night.

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Canadian Fishing Trip

Crossing the bridge from Detroit to Windsor, ON to go to the strip clubs.

The strip clubs in Detroit were just not raunchy enough so we went on a Canadian Fishing Trip

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canadian ninja shark

A shark from Canadian decent with prior ninja training, tends to jump thousands of miles inland to attack small children(usually infants).

Oh Shit! the canadian ninja shark again!

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