Random
Source Code
Random
The sperm of a man that is hosed onto a woman's body during sexual adventures. Usually of large quantities and ends the adventures promptly.
He blew his jizz berries all over me!
4👍 4👎
The 'Jizz Face' originated from Boise, ID because of all the ecstasy that was going around that kids got tired of the 'Thizz Face'.
The Jizz Face is the face you make when you jizz, cum, semen, semenate, white stuff all over the place. It doesn't matter if it's from your hand, oral sex, anal sex or any type of fellatio. Anyone can do it.
Fuck The Thizz Face. It's The Jizz Face.
Jizz Or Die!!!
Guy1: What Are You Doing?!
Guy2: It's The JIZZ FACE!!!!!
11👍 17👎
A Jizz Warrior is a man who fights evil using the power of his (or another man's) Jizz to combat criminals.
Look Steven! That Jizz Warrior is really cleaning up the streets!
21👍 39👎
a punch delivered preferably to the face, with jizz on the knuckles
dwight gave shelby a jizz punch to the ear
5👍 6👎
If you've made use of the term "wet blanket" you understand that a wet blanket is someone that is just annoying, in the way, ruins the mood, etc. They're a wet blanket. No one wants a wet blanket. How can that keep you warm? How can it provide any kind of comfort? It can't. It sucks.
Out of the womb of the wet blanket came the term "jizz sock". A jizz sock is a slutty wet blanket! When you're jerking off, you just grab any old jizz sock off the floor and then throw it in the laundry bin. No one likes a jizz sock once it's been used.
Jennie: You know how you explained to me what a wet blanket is?
Kelly: Yes I do!
Jennie: Well, I thought about slutty wet blankets... why don't we call them jizz socks?
Kelly:... That... That needs to be put on urban dictionary!!! 'Yea she's a fucking jizz sock... just some shit that was lyin' around on the floor' It's PERFECT.
10👍 12👎
Someone that’s gets bitches and gives them all jizz most commonly mistaken for gyzball
Adan is such a jizz boss but gamingpig505 is a gyzball
3👍 3👎