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A voluminous or very large Book.
Peter F Hamilton writes exclusively squirrel killers.
This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.
MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...
A morning in which you see more squirrel's than you normally would.
"Oh I didn't realize it was a squirrel morning."
Typically said after seeing three or more squirrels in quick succession before the hour of 11:00 AM.
A person that lives at multiple firehouse in an effort to actually make it above the poverty line in the EMS world. Normally they are EMTs, but paramedics and firefighters have been know to adapt this behavior in lower paying arenas.
Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"
Damn firehouse squirrels.
C15 totally squirreled that call.
Get out of our district you damn squirrels.
I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!
a fuck boy basically who is just trying to get their nut and not a relationship.
girl 1: "are you guys going to date"
girl 2: "nah i think he's a squirrel"