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Woman lies face down on the bed with arms outstretched. The man mounts on top of her, inserts both testicles in her anus and also outstretches his arms.
My balls are so sore from the winged unicorn last night.
The act of placing a suction cup dildo on one’s forehead, then having an intimate partner ride it while proceeding to provide oral sex.
Hey Bro,I finally tried the Unicorn with my girlfriend, it was awesome.
Bro: Damn bro thats my favorite position
When you come over a girls face and the throw glitter over her
I turned Sharon in to the unicorn when I threw glitter over my jizzy mess
When youre about to fuck a girl from behind and stick a big suction cup dildo to her forehead like a horn. While she hesitates in utter confusion, you slide your dick real quick into her ass, making her then gallop in excitement, much like a horse.
"Yo man why you buying that huge ass dildo? I didn’t know you swing like that. "
"Nah bro I'm tryin to do the unicorn on my girl tonight !"
"Niiiiiiice, can I watch?"
When you want a child but you’re gay so you fuck a hooker and end up getting aids and give it to your partner and the hooker ends up aborting the child.
Shit man did you hear what happened to Kenny? Stupid fuck got unicorn aids
When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts
Shit did you hear what happened to Kenny? He get unicorn aids, fucking twat.
When a Nathan rides a treys face for the night in a hot tub
Yo I just had a unicorn face ride