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a worthless, shiftless individual who fails to take responsibility for their own and the life they create; a seeker of self gratification at societies expense; a bum; a bottom feeding opened palmed individual; a slacker. Taken from the phrase, not worth a dog's ass.
Walmart fired Tyrone's dog ass for stealing Astro glide.
Sarah should take Tim's dog ass to court for child support.
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When one does not whipe properly and leaves shit all over their asshole and allows it to dry. Friction then causes a flaking of the dried poo and accumulates in ones underwear, often in a fine powder.
After john found out he had ass crisps he sprinkled them all over my chocolate cake.
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John: dude look at dat ass.
Jim: omg! It looks like it was made in heven...
John: ikr
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largest ass around, girls stare at his ass like its a desert
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Any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a hydraulically actuated pump type automotive lift that is used to jack up a certain part of the body, to allow for smoother access and a cleaner insertion of parts, which in this case would be the ass of a female.
Hey, did you check out Karen wearing the cut off skirt and the ass jackers? She must be guy phishing.
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when something is exactly how it sounds
cece: damn i cant tell if that a man or woman . me: lmao cece thats a whole ass man
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When you place a collection of Scrabble(TM) game pieces into your partner's rectal cavity and have them eject the letters from their anus onto a Scrabble(TM) game board. The winner is the first one to spell a coherent word in this manner.
Listen Mary Sunshine, why don't you go play ass scrabble with your boyfriend and stop bothering me every fucking five seconds.
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