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Man that person is a Lewis Christian
Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.
"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"
The art of sticking your finger in ur bum
Christian Sinacori spread his legs and stuck his fingers in his bum
He is a really cute man with really soft hair. Christian has a giant pickel in his pants.
Boy: Christian Brunswick's hair is really soft
Girl:He is really cute to
Boy: I can't say that because that's gay
A really hot couple. She is a goddess and he is the ideal brother in law.
Kaelya and Christian went to prom, and everyone in the room stopped to stare at them.
One who only goes to church sporadically, normally for special occasions.
John: Great Easter service, will you come back again next week?
Tim: No, I probably won't be back until Christmas, I'm an occasional christian
Christian Santiago is the hottest guy you will ever meet, you will fall in love in 0.2 seconds, he is just THAT sexy ass nigga and he just needs to be praised because god put all his work into his looks.
Christian Santiago is sexy
Yea ik