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L.A. Bloods incarerated inside Stoney Mountian Penitentiary start a new Bloodset in 2000 called MBF to fight back against rivals such as Crips and Indian Posse but soon turned their attention to the Manitoba Warriors as their arch rival.
damn i got beat up by those mbf's for wearing all black, manitoba blood family hate blackflaggs dude.
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The act of four or more family members getting together and splitting up by gender, the males then bang on the women's asses and boobs until the women begin to bleed from the anus. Then, the man licks up the blood and everyone returns to normal activities.
Sister: I'm bored, what do you want to do?
Brother: How about a Family Drum Circle
Grandpa: HELL YEAH!
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Someone who is distantly related to you in the family tree but is deeply engrained in your facebook life, much to your discontent
This is a literal conversation on facebook I had with my mom's mom's brother's stepson's original mom. We have never met in person...
Me (facebook status): "Grounded for awhile, but I have my phone. Hit me up if you need me."
James: Can we know why you are grounded?
Me: What? No. Flame off.
James: Is it that bad? lol You are really quite the troublemaker! ;-)
Me: Thanks. Flame off James.
James: I cannot say that was a complement, but nontheless, you are welcome! So how have you been? We havent spoken since Tuesday.
Me: No we have never spoken. You chatted me and I didnt respond on Tuesday. Flame off James.
James: lol you are such a funny youth.
Me: Alright, James look you stupid bastard. I know you like dick in your asshole from little people, and your favorite activity is Metal Dan but Im not giving it to you. Ever. So never talk to me again. I have blocked you and you have created new accounts. So flame off and understand if we ever do have the misfortune of meeting in person, you will die. Literally. I will murder you with whatever I can get my hands on. Even a spork. So go the fuck away. Damn.
James: lol you are such a kidder. So hows your mom :-)
Me: Fuck you.
James is Family Facebook Lurker
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the milk man family consists of seven holy people.
first, we have the one and only god father milk man. he is our only father and saviour. father is our religion.
next, we have the only real birthed child, elena. she goes by the name sebha, sebhoe, yOon, megan’s gf, and sophia’s waipoo. she’s very eDgY and introverted1!!1!
nicolette is the next family member. nicolette goes by nico, nichOe, nicotine, nico nico nii, and evian’s gf. she is known to be the 4th adopted child. she loves her boyfriend evian very much.
megan, who also goes by rat, megumin, pet rat, weeb, saucegay hater,cookimegi is the 2nd adopted child. she is elena’s pet rat and a tik tok e-girl god. even though megumin is tall, she’s actually a loli.
pierce, the 3rd adopted child, goes by the name noah, noha, nohoe, or gay fortnite memer. he loves evian a lot but evian only likes nico. he’s also a very anti-social furry.
evian, the 5th adopted child. his real name is ivaN? (i acc forgot how it’s spelt). he loves his girlfriend nico very very much
jason. jason is. interesting.
those are all the godly milk man family members so far
omg i wish i was in the milk man family!
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Often used with the hash tag, FRF, is a day dedicated to sexual relationships between relatives.
James - What you're doing tonight?
Henry- I'm gonna fuck my cousin.
James - Oh yh, it's family ram friday.
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Student: You'll have to excuse Jessica's absence today.
Teacher: Why, what did you hear?
Student: She pruned the family tree last night.
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When a diagonal line is drawn in you family tree inferring that incest has occurred.
"Did you see how ugly that kid is?"
"Yea, I bet he has an Alabama Family Tree"
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