ham on a stick

A self-fisting kit.

Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.

Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.

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Christmas Ham

When a person is in the act of smoking the ganja, he decides if he wants to be as baked as an "apple pie" or as a "christmas ham"

Nancy, would you like to be as baked as an Christmas Ham, or an Apple Pie?

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Ham town

Framingham, massachusetts.

obviously so named because of the "ham" in it. FramingHAM.

No, it is not a large producer of ham.

Ham town is becoming more and more ghetto. Some people are beginning to call Beaver a mini-Boston.

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Ham Hock

Cockney rhyme for cock

The bitch jumped on my ham hock

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honey ham

Vernacular for the clitoris commonly found in the female genitalia. (courtesy of JLF)

Marsha: So... how was last night?
Janet: Let's just say he found the honey ham.

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Homewood ham

In Pittsburgh, Homewood is a city area full of wogs. Watermelon is one of their favorite foods and the Italians that run the produce yards nicknamed watermelons as "Homewood hams". You can figure out the similarity.

Wogs sure love those Homewood hams!

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Shaved ham

Usually done during foreplay. When your partners penis has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his cock as you can. Shaved Ham are the penis shavings.

My dad wasn't giving me my weekly allowance so I shaved ham.

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