SWAT Hog is the name given to the current leader of the SWAT team. Well endowed, he is the epitome of a man. He is a well learned gentleman with a vast knowledge on everything from glory holes to cold calling. He once cold called President Trump and convinced him to implement glory holes along the US/Mexican border wall.
"I just had sex with SWAT Hog, I have never been so satisfied in my life."
Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.
"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.
When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets
Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.
A fat girl. usually a dirty one.
Damn, that swet hog ate everything.
Hog riding is when a male is on top of the female during intercourse and he proceeds to yell HOOGGG RIDDAA
I was riding my girlfriend as I yelled “HOG RIDER” that is hog riding
When a male or female aggressivly rides ontop of a male during sexual intercourse, while yelling "HOG RIDAA".
- "Emil's mom was Hog riding me the other night"
- "That's so smash bro"
The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.
Who rolled this crazy looking 1/4 oz joint?? This thing looks like a bohemian humpback hog leg.