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The act of being jewish. Such as picking up pennies. You must know before it has been done though.
You could also before curling your hair.
Example 1:
Tommy Kiole: Hey im going to pay for gas. Did you bring money?
Johnathon Flotie: Na, ill probably look around on the ground and start "jewing it up"
Tommy Kiole: Alright.
Isahia Hebrewburg: I take offence to that!
Johnathon Flotie: We don't give a shit, Damn jew.
Isahia Hebrewburg: I'm gunna' kick your ass!
(50 cal. is shot from distance, peirceing the snorty jews brain, killing him)
Everyone there: hahaha, damn jews.
Example 2:
Brianne: Finally we are at the plastic surgen! What kind of nose should i get? Big, small, or medium?
Louise the Prejudice Lady: What the hell? Why don't you curl your damn hair, and pick up pennies, and start being good at math too, if you get a big ass nose?
Brianne: What are you talking about?
Louise the prejudice: Im just pretecting you, i don't want my best friend to start "Jewing it up"
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To park ones car too close behind or in front of another's car and thus blocking them in.
Aww man some ass hole Jew Parked behind me and i cant get out now
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1. Aka Hungry Jack's (a "lovely" place that makes even lovelier dodgy burgurs)
2. Due to the fact that are stingy, pay $3 an hour and are money hungry, they are Jewish.
3. Are soo povo that everything is breaking, however don't fix it because it costs money.
Hairy bitches that work there are called "Jewbacca"
Hungry Jews
1. a) "No, I don't want to work at "Hungry Jews"
1. b)"Whopper JEWnior at Hungry Jews
2. Manager of Hungry Jews: "Oh sorry you can't get paid today for working, we're too Jewish.
3. The roof was leaking at Hungry Jews, but they never got it fixed, because it costs money.
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A specific form of hangover resulting from a bad ass night of drinking way too much Manischewitz.
Yo J, Cool T, I woke up with the worst jew headache this morning, I pounded back half a bottle of Manischewitz to the dome last night.
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1.A very successful clown, usually with a big red nose, wearing JEWlery of the fingers and very curly 'puffy' hair, that stands in a jew fro a jewish clown's main act is to beg for money, or dress up in a banker suit (jewish clowns are often playing the role of many stereotypical jewish jobs). Jewish Clowns, play their acts well, and recieve much money, usually if they pay is just a wince under what they usually make, or their food isn't just right they will monotonously complain.
2. One big douche bag, usually considered an insult if called a Jew Clown
John your a fucking jew clown, no one likes you.
Wow John, real mature you probably lick jew clown nipples
Bozo is a famous jew clown
"Wow Mordecai! Your going to be one big Jew Clown!" Said Joxepa bergbergstein
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A wad of money, folded in half, but with the outermost bills being the least valuable.
"Damn, you broke?"
"No, I just have a jew wad"
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When one of your friends(primarily a person that is jewish) is being a complete fagtot or messing around like a bitch
Danny Stop fucking jewing around you cunt
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