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A dumpy school in Forest Lake MN where almost everyone gets high (DO NOT go into the bathroom if your not interested in drugs) and acts like they are some hardcore country kid. Most of the people aren't very interesting to talk to and the people who are get ignored by everyone else. The so-called "popular" kids are normally just obnoxious stoners or rich. Everyone is a christian and goes to church every sunday and says bible quotes on their facebook page to make sure everyone knows they praise Jesus even though they are rude to everyone in school. Most of the guys are quite odd looking too (imagine the most stereotypical stoner and you have most of them).The parking lot is a joke too with way too much traffic. The reason the parking lot gets so crowded is because there are way too many buses leaving and that every guy drives a truck. The walls in the classrooms are ready to fall over any second but more than half of the classrooms have expensive projectors and smartboards with cheap desks showing that the school doesn't know how to spend money. Basically if your not into redneck stuff you won't survive long.
Hey look another poser pretending hes a redneck we must be in Forest Lake Senior High School
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this school is full of cock sucking whores that are high as fuck all the time and all the boys just want a blow job and the teachers dont even teach stuff properly i think i walked in one my gym teachers fucking yesterday like come on
did you know that chestermere lake middle school is just a drug front for people that sell crack
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Defines a type of situation, object of art, etc. that involves something that endlessly repeats itself and/or recedes into infinity, just like the picture on the butter-box held by the lady on the Land 'o' Lakes dairy products label.
Cool guy #1, standing with his friend in a mirrored elevator that creates a multiple line of reflections: Jeez, dude --- talk about easy cloning! Scaryyyyy...!
Cool guy #2: Word, dude --- lucky for us it's just the Land 'o' Lakes Girl effect.
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A school full of students who think they are better then everyone else, 95% of which do drugs. A school that allows over 85% of its students to get undeserved A's thus allowing 85% to go to college...however only 6% of them will graduate from college, the other 79% will live at home with mom and talk about how cool they were high school.
Tim: hey jimmy whats with white bear being all crowded right now?
Jimmy: Well Tim the first semester of colleges are ending so all the former White Bear Lake High School students flunked out....whats new?
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Where half of the students are Cuban refs from Hialeah and the other half are more Cubans but since they live in Miami lakes they think they’re better . The classes are very easy and everyone is always high , usually half of the class is high . The law and digital media magnets are irrelevant and are only for the stupid kids that wanna be in a magnet . The iprep kids think they are cool Bc they have a laptop and honor classes and because they have a microwave. The football team is horrible, so are the cheer and dance teams. No one takes anything seriously in that school. The volleyball team is pretty good. And there are fights almost every day. There are A LOT of cute guys and a lot of people know and hang out with people from Goleman. Overall it’s a great and fun school if u like all the things listed above. WE ARE HML
I’m going to go to Hialeah- Miami lakes senior high school because I live right in front of it and my parent don’t wanna drive me to Goleman
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The greatest place to be in Connecticut during the summer. If you need a summer job you have a 95% chance of getting one here. Working here is one of the greatest experiences ever if you love working outside and you are a people person with A LOT of patience. Rides is the greatest department...and one of the main reasons why we have guests. If you are like me...you will live at this place and this place will be one of the only things in your life that makes you happy.
Young girl goes to Lake Compounce Family Amusement Theme Park her entire life...Goal for when she grows up: to work at Lake Compounce. She gets a job there when she is 16, becomes overly obsessed and wants her ashes blown over the lake after she passes away and gets cremated.
Employee becomes overly obsessed with the Lake that she actually creeps her coworkers out and her manager cracks jokes.
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Forest Lake Senior High School is a microcosm of the city of Forest Lake. Sadly, most of its graduates can't even pronounce microcosm, let alone know what it means. The school can be described briefly with three words - racist, drugs, and idiocracy.
The school is a Frankenstein's monster of a building - the school was expanded instead of torn down like it right well should have been. Classroom numbering is random and sporatic, and many students get lost looking for classes even through their senior year.
The school is known for it's FFA (Future Farmers of America) program. Unless you're a member of one of the several big, important families in the area (the ones that own major farms, or recreational vehicle dealerships), you don't give a flying fuck about it. More than likely you're high off your ass in class while some poor schmuck attempts to teach you basic grammar thanks to NCLB.
The school is also well known within theater, debate and speech circuits. Again, not many people care. In fact, the school doesn't even care. Instead of displaying recent victories of the above organizations, they'd rather keep a trophy case full of football and hockey trophies from the 80s, when the Forest Lake Rangers actually won games. To anyone with a brain, that should describe the mentality and demographic of the school more than I ever could.
Principal beginning graduation speech: "Start your tractors! Start your tractors!"
Student: "I fucking hate this school."
Student 1: "You have any drugs?"
Student 2: "You kidding? Everything at Forest Lake Senior High School is drugs! The chairs are drugs, the carpet is drugs, the desks are drugs..."
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