someone with mad levels of paigonism
Charlie Martin at arnav mauryas legendary sleepover was designated the max paigonist
The definition of max Tomlinson is to have supernatural feelings for men
John: that ghost is rather sexy
Latisha: come on me young hooligan don’t be max Tomlinson
A social situation when one male friend calls out another in a group to allay or deflect from their own insecurities. Reasons for why this is done are not yet understood.
Me and Jake went out last night. He kept calling me out and saying things that made me look bad. It was a complete Beta-max situation.
Exceptionally gifted DJ who is a Warlock on the Turntables full of swag, charisma, levitation skills and cash money. His DJ sets include bangers and electro house mashups.
Dude: "Ayo Max Bangz show last night was on smash"
Bro: "My face was melted and It was glorious?"
Homie: "I never did this before"
Dope DJ coming out of Boston that likes to blow peoples mind with electronic euphoria and penetrating bass
Bro: "Yo my dude did you see go out last night Max Bangz blew my mind; I was chillin on a xanny bar and a few brews and he was destroying the party playing shit I never even heard before, I was having so much fun I blacked out and when I came to I was in a bed with seven of the finest bitches each from a different country in a gigantic Mansion at an undisclosed location and they were all loving it"
Dude: "Yea bro he's a legend I'm trying to go see him when he plays next"
Max the man is a bery strong guy with a big ass fucking cock like you can ride on that like it’s a bike Max the man is gonna be the best soccer play in the world he is going to be better the Lionel Messi and that is a fact
Stranger:how big is your cock
Max the man: lemme see 38.98 inches