National pensive day, founded by some discord idiots, is a day where you type in the "pensive" emoji in any social media. The day falls on 6/9, which is the 9th of June.
Person 1: 😔
Person 2: Why’d you send that out of nowhere?
Person 1: It’s national pensive day!
National Suck Day Begins every May 20th. On this special day, you get to ask any girl to suck you off and if she says no, you are legally required to slap her.
Hey girl, its national suck day. Now suck or get the glock
July 28th is national soccer day. So go play some soccer and have some fun!
Its national soccer day!
The national day for every husbands
A day of extra love for them
Celebrate this day by giving your husband a lot of love
National wozzels day basically national get head day. Nwd happens on may 15th this day is widely celebrated amongst teens and others.
Jason: how you gonna celebrate national wozzels day this year
Carter: I'm celebrating it with Olivia
'National Scran Day' is a day which is all about scranning till ones heart is content!
It takes place on the 26th Of September!
Founded By ConeheadMC
"Hey Joe! Fancy A Cheeky Nosh? It's National Scran Day!"
"Fuck Yeah Man, Time For A Scran!"
a day where u can be lonely and not be with someone and to appreciate being single. A day to remember that it's okay to do u and be okay without someone.
Today is national single day but i'm not complaining