bike nazi

A bicycle rider that thinks bikes should be treated like cars and ride according to that precept. It doesn't matter that bikes can't travel 45 mph in traffic and consequently screw up traffic and cause apprehension and hesistation for surrounding vehicles who don't know whether they can pass the stupid douche. Even though almost all American streets are not designed to accomodate bike traffic, bike nazis insist that drivers "share the road" when doing so is unsafe and not practical.

If your name ain't Lance Armstrong, get the fuck off the road, stupid bike nazi!

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pizza-nazi

a pizza guy complaining about u taking too many napkins

(pizza-nazi)*-get ur ass out of my pizza place u punk

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Nazi-Tube

1. Someone who puts up racist comments against Any race because they can't stand their own life.

2. What youtube turns into when people decide to act like slavery and WW2 is still happening.

LivingHumanoidInterf
This is why everyone hates niggers.

KenDzel2 @LivingHumanoidInterf
What the fuck is wrong with you?!!! This is why "Niggers" hate the dumb white guy who can't learn to destinguish one person from an entire race. Why the fuck would one black man make you hate us entirely. Fuckin hate racist people.

LivingHumanoidInterf @KenDzel2
Who cares what niggers hate? I hardly even care about the opinions of humans, why would I care about what apes think?

KenDzel2 @LivingHumanoidInterf
It's real easy to call someone an ape on youtube isnt it? Do you finally feel tough? I guess your fear of black people decipates after you've sayed nigger a few times on the computer huh? Well, I could stay here and rant but I have better things to do than argue with a Nazi.

(Actual argument I had with a Nazi on Nazi-Tube.....Nothing edited)

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Hall Nazi

Even lower on the scale of authoritative figures than renta-cops hall nazi's are the strange adults at schools in charge of "keeping things smooth" in the halls, however they totally fuck up the flow. They try and enforce rules by stopping girls with "short skirts" mean while a pot head is smoking up a storm around the corner. They crave power as if they were more than a simple creature given way too much power.

Hall Nazi example:

Hall Nazi: You little miss prep, change that skirt ASAP!
*Drug deal goes down behind the hall Nazis back*

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Nazi Incinerator

The act of flatulating under your covers, waiting 10 seconds, then sticking your head in and sniffing it.

Often confused with Dutch Oven, but the difference is, with dutch ovens you're doing it someone else. With Nazi Incinerator, you're doing it to yourself.

Friend 1 - "You know what I love."

Friend 2 - "What?"

F1 - "Sitting in my bed Nazi Incinerator'ing myself."

F2 - "What's that?"

F1 - "Rippin' ass under your covers, then sticking your head under it to smell your gas in all it's glory."

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nazi ranger

a character from the super smash bros. 64 game. one who when is put on level 9, is a bitch to defeat. the most recognizable nazi rangers are as followed: Samus, Captain Falcon, Yoshi, Ness, Link.

boy: well i just killed jigglypuff and luigi...all that's left is ness.

-ness keeps using shield and attacking with hammers-

boy: FUCKING NAZI RANGER!

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Nazi Box

Name of a late 70's/Early 80's Mercedes Benz.

Sorry I cannot help you move, I left the truck at home and drove the Nazi Box instead.

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