bowl run

Getting into your buddies car with a bunch of other friends, smoking a "bowl" of marijuana and going for a long ride with no specific destination or specific route. Usually accompanied with loud Trance, Rap, or Classic Rock (such as Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd) blasting through the speakers of the car.
Usually one will forget where they are, where they have been or how they got to their current location.
It is a good Idea to take a GPS to get home depending on how high you are.

Todd- Dude, wanna go on a bowl run
DJ- Sure man, but only if we take the GPS this time. I don't want to get lost on the back roads of the sticks again

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running hummer

(n) receiving fellatio while driving.

Me and my girl went to the movies and she gave me a 'running hummer' on the way home.

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running on retard

When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.

EXAMPLE:

'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.

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Billy Run

The act of physically holding your ass-cheeks with your hands and running for dear life, dignity and decency towards the nearest restroom. And why? Because you've really gotta go.

Jeremy: Man, you know, I had a hilarious time yesterday.

Frank: Why's that?

Jeremy: Because me and my girlfriend were at the mall and she had to do a Billy Run. Dammit that was funny!

Frank: HAH!

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Run the tops

Run the tops - play futuretops, start a futuretops server etc.

Hey Joe, wanna run the tops?

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running underwater

Describes the action of an individual that is not fleet footed. Especially when pertaining to sports, when an athlete is slow.

"Smitty takes so long to get to first base, its like he's running underwater!"

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Doobie Run

The act of going to a cannabis dealer to restock on the product. Also referred to a website dedicated to the delivery of the best strains of cannabis in states where marijuana has been legalized.

I'm going on a doobie run but keep on blazzing while I come back.

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