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When a chick charms a guy's cock out of the fly of his boxers and sucks it (his cock is out and his balls are still inside his boxers)
Lisa is an expert at snake charming!
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When you're talking to a girl at the bar and your friend comes up to hit on her. To be properly executed, the friend must not understand that he could talk to any other girl in the place, or how shady it is that he only waits for you to break the ice for him without asking.
"Tim didn't give me a heads up that he wanted to talk to this girl, so I assumed if I talked to her I wouldn't get interrupted by him. At the very least he could just ask me to break the ice if he's shy, instead of pulling the sneaky snake."
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When your colon is completely engorged with poo and when you take a dump, it coils up like a snake in the toilet waiting to strike.
While I was taking a dump, I looked down and a colon snake was staring back at me while hissing. I flushed it quickly so that it wouldn't bite my balls.
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One who thwarts your attempt at a traditional hand shake by manipulating your hand into the more Urban "Giving Daps" in which you are forced to grab fingers until the stress point is reached - once hand break free you are obligated to snap your fingers. (Other variations of "Giving Daps" are common)
That Dap Snake just molested my hand to no end.
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Something that smells like rotten funky ass
My girlfriends crotch stunk like snake knuckles
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the consumption of King Cobra malt liqour to a point of intoxication; an act of leisure.
Me and the boys plan on getting snake bit later on the front porch.
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