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Straight Josh

Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”

Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.

Hey, man. I heard you went straight Josh. Has your family seen her yet?

by Duckfood May 01, 2019


Double straight

A) a male who is only attracted to feminine females. B) a female who is only attracted to masculine males.

Person 1: She's so hot.
Person 2: No she's not.
Person 1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT HOT?! YOU'RE SO PICKY!
Person: Actually, I prefer the term double straight.

by Yoyomom March 21, 2023


Straight Chillers

An epic or cool person, place, moment or thing.

bro, your new album cover is straight chillers

by Roadman Alex October 07, 2023


Straight Hangin'

When a man has a large penis.

Jeff's pants have to come off because they caught on fire and Dez pulls them off for him but his boxers come to.
Dez: OMG Jeff you're straight hangin'!!

by A Steel March 11, 2009


Straight-attracted

When you're just a bro who can admire other good looking bros.

"Hey bro, you look hot in those jeans"
"Aww, thanks bro, that shirt suits your abs"
"I'm straight-attracted to you, bro"
"You too, bro"

by LeeAgAy September 03, 2019


straight bullsheeeet

the opposite of straight shooter. one who thinks they can bullsheeeet their way out of things

Yo that mf is straight bullsheeeet!

by BumStatusYo December 06, 2018


Straight Rate

n. The act of a heterosexual individual analyzing and judging the quality of a nude picture of another person of the same sex, with no homosexual intent.

"Hey dude, I'm sending a dick pic to my girl, can you straight rate me? No homo."

by Nathan L.T. Cumulus-Bayne June 03, 2018