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A professional retard. No cap.
Random: What's a retard?
Everyone who agrees with my definition: A 19 year old
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The hopeful reminder that young Barron chants to himself, in this case today, on his 13th birthday, to remind himself that legal emancipation from these nut jobs is right around the corner!
“Just three more years!” is my mantra today; everyone but me will be in the slammer by then - and all I have to do is keep my nose clean if I can!
(so named because fitness plans/programs, even those taken as new years' resolutions, often go unresolved):
a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
Conversation a week before St Valentine's 2013:
boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.
boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.
boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.
boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?
boy 1) yup just about right.
12 year olds these days are playing fortnite while hitting their juul and cussing at their mom they are hated by most teens and are so ready to be a teen they are probably more mature than you think they are
12 year old-fuck bro hand me my mother fucking juul this bitch just called me 12 like i’m gonna be 13 next month
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7 year old gamers are typically into Minecraft and use a slurred voice, they own "secret" YouTube channels (with around three subs) and have $20 handheld cameras over their broken i-pads.
They sometimes own their own singing channels (don't worry it's worse than their "lets-plays" and grammar combined)
7 year old gamers have 3 subs
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A 12-year-old is typically used as a condescending generalization for someone nieve, immature, or weird on the internet.
In COD lobby chat
12 year old's: get slammed you pussys let's go EZ!!!
Normal human: STFU 12-year-old
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The most loyal group of Pewdiepie supporters in existence. If T-series passes, these will be the last survivors to fend for their king.
Bob: Hey, you part of the nine year old army
Joe: What's that?
Bob: Pewdiepie's most loyal subscribers.
Joe: Sign me up!
Grade 4 teacher: Shut up and listen.
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