A woman who isn't beautiful or pretty, but could definitely appear in a pornographic movie.
"Gretchen Wilson has porn face!"
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Pornographic of the popular ladybug. Can include ladybug intercourse or ladybug masturbation. Ladybug masturbation consists of open its wings repeatedly.
Guy 1: Hey dude whatchu watching.
Guy 2: Oh I'm just watching ladybug porn.
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Strange and subversive porn one would only watch in a social setting for laughs
You wanna get some friends together and watch some lounge porn?
Sure, have you seen pterodactyl porn?
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When people look at charity pictures they've received after donating and feel good about how they've helped, but in reality they really did nothing outside of donating money.
Isabel - Have you seen Jame's new photo he received after donating to help save kids a third world country?
Louis - Yea - its Charity Porn. He didn't actually do anything besides opening his wallet.
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A mental state in which a person has become so accustomed to porn they prefer porn to sex, buy expensive content and actually go so far as to click on the ads for herbal remedies that increase dick size. If porn brain persists it may result in fap out while prolonged video buffering can cause homicidal rage.
After some netflix my girlfriend led me up stairs, took off her clothes and passionately stared me down as she lay on her bed and for a moment I thought: "I should bookmark this".
Must have porn brain.
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Porn you bring when you escape from prison and will not be near civilization for quite some time.
Almost got me raft ready okay, snacks check, clothes check, toothbrush toilet paper check, where's me island porn? Argggggggggghhhh where's me island porn!
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The large amount of porn web addresses that appear when you type a letter into your search bar, due to previous searches
Oh man, i just typed p in google and there was a porn explosion on my screen.
I was just at andy's house and when he started searching for 'tiles', there was a teen porn explosion
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