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When a man sticks his penis into someone’s nostril and ejaculate causing the semen to shoot out the other nostril.
“Hey Jim, did you give Kyle a U-TURN last night”
When one is about to finish and the male or female then turns the guys dick on him, causing him to finish on himself.
Robert: Wtf why did you just U-turn me?!?!
Julia: I thought thats what you wanted me to do sorry.
A dude with a messed up ahh peter whacker that curves too much
Girl: How much it curve
Boy: This a whole u-turn shawty
When in a three-way, or group sex situation, when you pull out of one persons ass and shove your dick straight into someone else's mouth.
I saw the dick headed for my face, so I opened my lips. But I never would have done it, had I known it had just pulled out of someone's ass; and was in the middle of a U-Turn.
When a man (someone else can do it for you too) shoves your own dick up your ass hole.
Oh hey Jackson, do you wanna help me with this U-Turn?
I'm exploring my sexuality, so I'm going to U-Turn myself.
You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is
- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all