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T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Xitter (Pronounced Shitter) is probably in my experience as well as many others the most godforsakenly retarded website on this already fucked up earth, it is not only filled to the brim with porn flooding your homepage, but spoiled, overpriveledged, whiny assholes that didn't get loved enough by their parents so they become chronically online and spew absurd shit to cope. if you're a xitter user do yourself a favour for you and for brainhealth and delete your account, i myself in fact.. used to be a xitter user, i wanted to find content relevant to my interests so i clicked my homefeed, and instead was eyeraped with a plethora of revolting images, such include: a drawing of 2 creeps giving eachother oral (69) a tweet of some bitch telling other people to grow up because they won't eat her stinking ass pussy, several images of women showing off their enormous plastic tits (i'm literally asexual so this hoe got nothing on me) and more that would probably get this post taken down because it's so bad and fucked up, after i had enough of it, as in i'm completely and utterly sick of having bare butthole and vagina stuck into the camera instead of the things i actually liked, i deleted xitter and moved. (bsky)

tldr; xitter is retarded and full of whores and crybaby toddlers that need to shut the fuck up
move until it's too late and you're a chud

jake: *goes on Twitter*

jake: dude, look at all this disgusting shit!
tommy: bro what the fuck is wrong with this site
jake: time to delete this cesspool of whores and brats i'm fucking done, man!
tommy: you should move to bsky
jake: *moves*
(jake spent the rest of his life not getting brainrotted!) good ending! :D
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈🌞🌞🌞🌞🌈🌈🌴🌴🌴🌷🌷🌷🌟🌟🌟

by prickstabber69420 November 27, 2024


Twitter

Cancer

Twitter gives you cancer

by Randomshit_69 July 21, 2022


Twitter

Retardation.

Person 1: "Have you been on Twitter?"
Person 2: "I almost killed myself after it, but yes."

by James Findley December 16, 2021


Twitter

A social and media web site promoting random personal text in limited characters to random people helping promote online friendships and more...

People who purchase twitter _itBots are looking for love in the right places, and people talking to these twitter bots are benefiting in potential IRL human friendship{s}, and AI advancement online. TY TWITTER

by Hello uU www site! TY May 21, 2016


twitter speak

Slanged speech made up by users of Twitter,mainly adaptions of words using "Tweet or Twit",shortened to cut down on character usage.

I use twitter speak to stay within my 140 characters.

by BLuTink78 June 29, 2009


twitter litter

1: Needless information shared via twitter. Usually disgusting
2: One's twitter followers. Like a litter of cats

1: Urb@dict: tweeting form my toilet. Mexican food is killer
2: She's following 100 people, but her twitter litter's as empty as the movie theatre when Nine came out

by Ellagetsa5again March 07, 2010


twitter hippy

Refers to an individual(s) who displays themselves as a "hippy" via social networking sites, but upon being seen and conversed with in person, have no outstanding qualities that would allow them to be seen as aforementioned "hippy". Twitter biographies often include descriptors declaring that one is indeed "a hippy", "flower child", "peace lover", "acid lover", etc. May even go as far as to tweet and retweet things that encourage this false image, even though they may not fully understand the subject matter of said tweets.

John: "Sarah is a very judgmental, mean girl."
David: "But her twitter makes her seem so peaceful and cool, she's got a picture of the Buddha on her header!"
John: "Nah, she's just a twitter hippy."

by Skyeandsea November 17, 2013