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When you masterbate with a tooth brush and reach orgasmic pleasure as the bristles scrap the inside of your vaginal walls
"Let's vagina brushing tonight as we watch 50 shades of gray."
When the lady in your life starts acting up. All logic and reason is thrown out the window, you start questioning yourself and if you really are being unreasonable, then find out she's menstruating. There's nothing you can do to make it better, the build up is insane, the week it's here is more insane and then by some miracle the demons release your beloved and return a normal human being.
You make note of the early warning signs, hair tied up, slightly agitated at the tiniest of things and every time you get caught out. Be strong brothers
Hey Al, how's it going?
Shit mate it's vagina week again, all I asked is what she would like to eat. She's gone beserko, her heads twisting round and all sorts! I offered her fish and chips, she smashed a plate and said she hates fish and chips, but she also said let's have fish and chips last night.
Be strong mate it'll be over in a couple of weeks. There nothing you can say that'll make it right.
When a girl opens her legs and the smell from her vagina saturates the room.
she had a woffing vagina when she spread open her legs.
1. When people gather around a vagina
2. A table shaped like a vagina
1. Did you hear about Mary Clare? She's upstairs being a vagina table for all those guys.
2. I just bought a vagina table off eBay
I term to describe an individual's fingers after they have fondled a woman's genitalia.
"Hey, smell my finger"
"Ah Gross!" Get those vagina fishers away from me."
A formation in beer pong in which the cups are lined up in a triangle, 3 in the base, 2 in the middle, and 1 at the top.
“Gimme the triangular vagina!”
A vagina that is so huge it has developed an shifting labyrinth
Oh man you don't want to FUCK her!?! If you do you will get lost in her labyrinthine vagina!!!