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What basic fucking 12 y/os on reddit say when their mom decides that their minion meme hilarious.
UwU Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!
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A phrase you use when people tell you things that you don't give two inches of a crap about.
Dave: Hey, hows it going?
Girl at Bar: Ummm, I have a Boyfriend so....
Dave: Really? I have a gold fish.
Girl: Ok???
Dave: Ya, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.
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When a guy gives someone a golden shower then precedes to skeet in the person's mouth.
"That bitch was raunchy as hell last night, she asked me fo' a white gold grill & I gave it to her. She basked in the glory of it, A-town's finest. Jacob the Jeweler ain't got nothing on me!"
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1. A precursor to "Who gives a shit?" Found in the movie "Happy Gilmore."
"Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?"--Happy Gilmore
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In case you don’t know, a gold star lesbian is a lesbian who does not discriminate against other wlw
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What that orc peon son of a bitch screams when you just ain't got enough!
*Trains 6 Grunts*
*Trains 3 Shaman*
*Builds a new Barracks*
*Clicks the button to build another Spirit Lodge*
Peon: WE NEED MORE GOLD!!!! >=O
You: D=<
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A gay man who has never had sex with a woman and was a c-section baby. Never came out, never came in
I am a double gold star gay. I have never had sex with a woman and I was a c-section baby. Many gays claim to be gold star gays by never having sex with a woman, however I have never been in or out.
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