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You're Mine song

Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
Sixteen bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
(insert the rest of the lyrics)

Hey bro have you listened to the You're Mine song by DAGames?
Oh yeah its so good, it goes like Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
right?

by AwesomeAlexTheReal5914 May 26, 2024


You're Built Like a Mormon

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you're a ham

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you're gonna be a father

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"Hey Jason, I just want to tell that...you're gonna be a father" Lisa said to Jason.

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Fuck, you're tight

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by April 21, 2023


You're booty kid

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Demauriel: You're booty kid.

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You're an occipital lobe

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"You're an occipital lobe, your vision is awesome!"

by _the_brad_cough April 5, 2023