my ☕ name 🐌 is ✨ kusuo 🕶 saiki 🧷 and 🪐 I 😑 have 👽 psychic 🧬 super 😍 powers 🗿

This is a thing to say if you wish to reference Saiki K also G A E... also I'm a pimp named slickback

my ☕ name 🐌 is ✨ kusuo 🕶 saiki 🧷 and 🪐 I 😑 have 👽 psychic 🧬 super 😍 powers 🗿

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Y👏O👏U A👏R👏E S👏T👏U👏P👏I👏D

People that decide not to wear masks, and go to the fucking Mc Donalds and cough on the cashier.

Karen: Yeah, I went to {Mc Donalds yesterday, and they said I had to wear a mask...
Kevin: Anddddd...?
Karen: I didn't wear a mask.

Kevin: ...
Karen: I also fake coughed on the cashier, it was hilariou--
Kevin *backing away*: Y👏O👏U A👏R👏E S👏T👏U👏P👏I👏D

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.

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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota.

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*