Jake-ing it

Choosing the most convoluted and usually wrong way to do something.

I thought this was a short cut, I've fucking Jake-ing it. Or in its past tense i have fucking Jake-ed it.

~ing

~ing stands for inner guide
inner guidance system

intuition
inspiration
higher self

inner voice

Through meditation and prayer I connected to my ~ing.

Moni-ing it

Finding a way despite how unbelievable it is to others to fuck up

Omfg i genuinely can not understand how you’ve moni-ing it again

Anxiety Amazon-ing

When you're not prepared and you're not in control, so you just keep ordering things that *might* help.

I've been anxiety Amazon-ing every time I think about baby coming home.

Panera-ing

Panera-ing -(V.)- To go to panera; to eat at panera; to live for panera; to think about panera; to enjoy panera; to crave panera; to breathe panera.

Isabel-"Hey, are we panera-ing after the soccer game today?"

Jessie-"TOTES! jessie need food ;D"
Isabel-*runs around like a chicken with it's head cut off* then screams "YAY"

Cheese-ing It

To fail poorly when said fail could've been easily avoided.

*Joe misses the ball*
Will: Joe you idiot!
Joe: i'm just fucking cheese-ing it

Yo yo-ing your nipples

When you are having sex-or whenever really, you grab your nipple and pinch real hard, and start moving your hand fast like you are flinging a yo yo.

So out of nowhere you decided to jump on the table and start yo yo-ing your nipples?!