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A Betsy-Bear is someone with an extremely bad memory, or lack of skill with detail. The antonym of a Kristin-Bear, who is one that remembers every inane detail about everything.
"Did you remember to bring your ball to bowling today?"
"Oh Shit, I'm such a Betsy-Bear"
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When u fuck someone in the ass that has a hairy ass, then she shits on ur dick. Then u lick her ass and she farts in ur face and then u look like a brown bear. (Fugie Bear)
This girl gave me a fudgie bear.
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1) A luncheon meat that can be bought at Tescos'. It comes in the shape of a bears face and has eyes and a big smile.
2) To be silly.
1) Mum i'm hungry. I want Billy Bear in my sandwiches.
2) Its left not right you Billy Bear.
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America's First American Bad Ass. Remembered for spray painting penis's on garages in 8th grade. Is now currently being signed to atlantic records with a 2 million dollar signing bonus. Is still wanted in colorado for killing a man AND fighting a bear itself.
jer bear doesn't need to go to college cause he's getting a 2 mil signing bonus
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Gummy Bears are the root of all evil. They have slowly succeeded in their attempts to take over the goverment as they have made school hours longer and made education compulsory till age 18. Virtually indestructable, Gummy Bears will rule the world.
Biting off heads, running over with cars and jamming them in draws do not work. Gummy Bears can break freezers too!
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A big gay white dude. Perferably Russian.
Look at that guy wearing a speedo and a ushanka. He is deffinatly a polar bear.
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A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.
I feel better now after seeing The Bear and the Dachshund
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