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When life gives you lemons, you say thank you. Why do you need lemonade? Huh. Why do you got be soooo extra and burn some fossil fuels while you’re processing your lemonade. Lemons are HEALTHY!!!!! EAT THE LEMON!!!!!!
When life gives you lemons, eat the lemon it’s healthy smelthy
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When a man will approach a woman, and ask her can i lick your lemon, or her vagina.
My boyfriend came up to me and said, "Can I lick your lemon?" I said yes.
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to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
Make him/her your citrus friend! :D
Boy: when life gives you lemons ...
Me: make them your citrus friend!
Boy: What?
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An expression that can be used to emphasize (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval!
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Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks?
Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
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A construction worker: Holly shit! We have to build a skyscrapper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door knob?
Jose: Easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
A construction worker: But don't expect fucking miracles either!
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Island Guy: Oh Man, I wish there was at least one chick in this small crappy Island that was not my cousin.
Man: Hey Island Guy, Effit! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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The holy grail of drinks, it is by far the best drink ever made beating out Dr Pepper by very little, every sip you take you will love also only 75 cents.
Milo: I think we should get some cola it is so good
Leslie: you are wrong there Black & Gold Lemon Flavoured Soft Drink is the best
Milo: you are so right how can I be so dumb
Another way of saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade;" however, it not only emphasizes (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval, it also associates or blames it on a divide entity!
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Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?
Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?
Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?
Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!
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