your matt

1. Used to annoy said Matt after he uses the term your mum, hence he realises what a tool he rally is.

2. Used as an insult to anyone in the same room as Matt.

3. The automatic retort to your mum.

1.
Matt: ....your mum!
You: No, your Matt!

2.
(When Matt is in the room)
You: No, your Matt!

3.
Anyone: ...your mum!
You: No your Matt!

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Matt B

A short retard who doesn't like who calls hi a gay, eve though he is

"Oh Matt B is totally a gay" "No I'm not" " you are, I saw you kiss Your best friend yesterday" " Ya know what, I cant argue with that"

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To Matt Oneself

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.

'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'
'Dude'

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Eskmo Matt

Is a big stoner who is high 24/7..Who lives in Alaska..N wears big coats because his iglou is very cold..But everyone loves Eskmo Matt..because he has da best weed in da world..even thu its frozen..

"yo sadie u need to try some of dis alaska weed its da best ever" quoted by Eskmo Matt

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matt t

a fucking douchebag. the worst, ugliest, skinniest, fucked up piece of scum a person could know.

Hey, look its matt t, the guy that asshat that no one likes!

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matt rude

a person that looks 4-5 years younger then their age. also cannot eat meat.

Guy 1: "That guy must me 21"

Guy 2: "No he's a matt rude, cant even drive yet"

Guy 1: "Oh."

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matt dingman

A short fuck that eats dick for a living. Thinks he's good at nba 2k15 but really isn't good at all. Has a weird obsession with tea but he's a weird kid in general. Poor kid

Example Matt dingman likes dick.

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