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Perfect Girlfriend

Cassidy Westbrook

Wow she’s the perfect girlfriend, must be Cassidy Westbrook.

by Timmeh72649837294 May 20, 2023


Perfect Girlfriend

The name is Addy. a kind, insanely beautiful, funny, great personality, fun, and freaky.

Wow she is such a Perfect girlfriend

by Mysterious boi August 13, 2019


Girlfriend Movie

A movie you can watch with your girlfriend without getting in trouble. Often used in the negative sense, i.e. "Cannibal Holocaust is definitely not a Girlfriend Movie." Movie can also be substituted for music, TV show, etc.

"Bro I don't understand why Sheila got so mad at me while we were watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2!"
"Are you serious dude?? That is totally not a girlfriend movie. Rookie mistake."

by meadowgreen November 4, 2022


Girlfriend In A Coma

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
No, I don't want to see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye

There were times when I could
Have strangled her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
Would you please
Let me see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know, it's serious

by Death Menace March 6, 2023


Ejhane's Girlfriend

Ejhane's Girlfriend is Xiantell Raven, a beautiful person who can love her so much.

Ejhane's Girlfriend is beautiful

by XiantellRaven September 12, 2023


girlfriend stomach

When you put on a few pounds because you have a girlfriend.

Have you seen Johnny lately? It looks like he’s gained a few pounds Since he’s been with his girlfriend. It looks like he’s suffering for a girlfriend stomach. When you stop caring about himself and his girlfriend over feeds him.

by Good witch October 27, 2018


Girlfriend month

Every December your boyfriend/girlfriend has to give you as many hugs a kisses as you want

Every girlfriend month I want cuddles

by Lawjess207 October 3, 2020