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Beardy Button

beardy button (n) - when a man's beard flawlessly blends into his chest hair, which then reaches all the way to his belly button.

"You got a beardy button dude" - Tipsy Roo

by UndrawingLeech0 January 9, 2019


Snooze Button

A person who pretends to be 'woke' but actually is not. A fake or pretend woke person.

Don't be fooled, Jimmy is a total snooze button, he pretends to be woke and an ally but in reality he is as ignorant as ever.

by January 11, 2021


Snooze button

Someone who is not ‘woke’ but pretends to be in conversation and social media

Jonny is such a snooze button, he claims to care about BLM but he has no idea what the group even stands for.

by J.K.O'Brien January 13, 2021


DJ button

every music teachers worst nightmare

whatever you do do NOT press the DJ button alright

(someone presses it)

WHAT DID I SAY YOU LITTLE SHITS

by big fat tubby February 10, 2023


Spunky button

Where you purposefully aim your spunk into your belly button and leave it to dry. Then it is picked out and collected in a jar.

Hi James, how many spunky buttons have you got?

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017


poverty button

The place on your car dash where a working button would go if you could afford a model other than the base.

Darren's Sandpiper doesn't have an AC, but it does have a poverty button.

by Durt McGurt July 1, 2024


Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015