beardy button (n) - when a man's beard flawlessly blends into his chest hair, which then reaches all the way to his belly button.
"You got a beardy button dude" - Tipsy Roo
A person who pretends to be 'woke' but actually is not. A fake or pretend woke person.
Don't be fooled, Jimmy is a total snooze button, he pretends to be woke and an ally but in reality he is as ignorant as ever.
Someone who is not ‘woke’ but pretends to be in conversation and social media
Jonny is such a snooze button, he claims to care about BLM but he has no idea what the group even stands for.
every music teachers worst nightmare
whatever you do do NOT press the DJ button alright
(someone presses it)
WHAT DID I SAY YOU LITTLE SHITS
Where you purposefully aim your spunk into your belly button and leave it to dry. Then it is picked out and collected in a jar.
Hi James, how many spunky buttons have you got?
The place on your car dash where a working button would go if you could afford a model other than the base.
Darren's Sandpiper doesn't have an AC, but it does have a poverty button.
When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"
"Only in prison..."