ho button

When you reject someone's call as fast as possible without answering. The rejection serves as entitlement. If you have been ho buttoned. You are a ho

"dude, you're mom just hit the ho button"

"Ho button"

"You're a ho"

Belly Button Hot Tub

When a guy is sleeping and has a wet dream and ejaculates into his belly button.

Dude, Last night was so weird, I had a dream I was having the sex, and i woke up to a belly button hot tub.

sure as buttons

When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.

A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.

CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.

skinny button

a title given to the place you touch in the back of your throat to vomit. where you stick your fingers all the way back to make yourself gag

jessica felt fat, so she pushed the skinny button

Button hook

Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.

Did you just button hook me?

I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.

I asked for consent before I button hooked her.

Goku Button

A trigger in someone that is provoked by viewing them as inferior to another person that they hold hatred for.

Term coined by TeamFourStar and their fandub parody of dragon ball, Dragon Ball Z Abridged.

Trunks: I wish you’d understand, there’s no way we can fight them without Goku!

Vegeta: I wish YOU’D understand who you’re talking to! I am Vegeta! Why would I ever need that gibbering fool’s help?

Trunks: Because YOU’RE not as strong as-

Vegeta promptly punches Trunks in the stomach and flies off to face Cell.

Krillin: You pushed the Goku Button. You shouldn’t’a done that.

Nepalese Belly Button Cleanse

When you cum on a girls stomach and let it dry up in her belly button, and then pull it off like a waxing strip

Person 1: Wow your navel is so clean today! How’d you do it?
Person 2: Thanks! Kyle have me a Nepalese belly button cleanse last night!