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Pussy shirt

A shirt in a guy’s wardrobe that he chooses to wear when he hopes to score hot pussy. Typically, a pussy shirt is several levels nicer than the average of all the shirts he owns.

“Hey, Marc your shirt has no wrinkles and makes you look decent for once. That has to be your pussy shirt”

by PilsnerUrquell May 13, 2019


Baby Shirt

One whim walks around in a shirt that fits so smug . One might even say it’s fit for a baby

Look how Michael walks around with his head high while wearing a off pink BABY SHIRT ,,,

Mumbling—— why are they looking at me

by You know who -puto May 17, 2023


six dollar shirt

The kind of shirts you only wear at home and would never let your peers see you in.

Sally: OMG I saw Jessica in a six dollar shirt at the store today.

Denise: wow who would be seen in public like that ?

by jman13 June 18, 2014


Inky Shirt

A metaphor for seman stains or stains from any other secretions produced during sexual activity that can be found a variety of clothing. Usually the wearer is unaware of the presence of these stains.

'Damn it! I just realised I'm wearing an inky shirt'
or
'I droppped my pen and got ink on my tshirt!', 'Yeah I left your sister with an inky shirt last night Dave,

it's a pain isn't it?'

by s123456h October 14, 2009


shirt vaging

Wearing a shirt but no undies or pants. (The male version is called shirtcocking.)

I like working from home because I don’t have to get dressed. For zoom calls I’ve just been shirt vaging.

by CookingMobster70 May 17, 2020


J Shirt

A Shirt you wipe your come with

Man fuck that sock, I got me a J Shirt

by MrJizzShirt August 9, 2021


gray shirt of lust

A particularly attractive shirt worn by Sherlock Holmes in the British tv show "Sherlock." It's similar to the purple shirt of sex, but you know, gray.

Sherlock is looking nice this episode in the gray shirt of lust.

by Alice-day April 16, 2016