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Student: I go to st josephs college
Friend : not that prison
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My favorite place to be. Looked down on by the other snobby schools like Villa Walsh and Oak Knoll until they realize they hate school and have to transfer to st es. The most fun school with more celebrations and events then any other private school. Because of the size you know your whole school. Unlike the other private schools, we do not have nuns teaching us but the grey nun does visit us every now and then. All the girls like to party but are still able to keep a 4.0 GPA because they have real work ethic and are not drilling over Delbarton boys like the Villa girls who are literal gorillas. The girls text on their MacBooks all day long but again still do well on tests. No one ever fails out because teachers are good and teach us so we know the material. Academy is the greatest place in the world.
Delbarton Guy: Hey Villa and Oak Knoll girls suck but Academy of St Elizabeth girls can chill
Seton Hall Guy: Yea well they are our sister school...
Delbarton Guy: Well we pay 40 grand a year for school...
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The second holiday that falls on February 14th, sharing it's day with St Valentine. It celebrates the joy of being single. Created by a Loozar.
"Spent this velentines day single and still happy as ever :)" - Single person celebrating St Velentine's Day
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An excuse for getting (wasted).
Man 1: Hey, were gonna get piss drunk tomorow, wanna come?
Man2: Whats the occasion?
Man1: It's St. Patrick's Day!
Man 2: OH yeah!!
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a street in woodlawn the bronx by van cortland park east
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The "gangsta" name for St. Thomas, Ontario... (biggest cocaine problem per capita in Ontario, Canada)
St. T Dot is a sh*t hole of a town! Although it has the fastest growth rate of any Ontario city, it can still easily be defined as Canada's A$$ Crack.
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A private, all-girls catholic high school in Cincinnati Ohio. Contrary to what you might think, these girls are stuck up and only care about what they look like and their own selfish needs. Their $17,000 education means absolutely nothing to them compared to the new Gucci bag or $1,000 dollar must-have Ugg boots. Their "popped collars" annoy the hell out of everyone around them, and every other catholic school kid wants to push them down the stairs. Even then, the only thing they'd be worried about would be scuffing their pretty boots that mommy and daddy bought for them.
These selfish, stuck up, rich-bitches deserve nothing better than a public school education, where they'd get a huge dose of reality.
Catholic student 1: Did you see that St. Ursula Academy girl?
Catholic student 2: Yeah, she was looking at herself in the mirror for over an hour.
Catholic #1: And she goes to an all-girls school. Could those girls be any more snobby and stuck up?
Catholic #2: I dont know if thats possible.
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