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*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.
Just hanging around. Slouching, pottering.
Me and my fella were just botting about yesterday.
I don't care about GTA and i don't like it, honey.
No, please don't leave me baby
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"We could do this about anyone!"
Hym "ABOUT or TO? Because the faces are myron and lauren THIS TIME but the basic premis is still just the thing happening to me..."
Nono I can do something about it you bitch.
Hym "I can't do anything about it? I ALREADY HAVE! I've shaped the course of human history! And if you try to stop me from carving my name into the discourse I will just find something else to carve it into! I will rewrite the overarching narrative under which you await your impending death WITH MY BARE HANDS and you will sing my praises.. In your prayers... For eternity!"
The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.
"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
To relinquish hope in someone or that something good or just will happen to relieve one's stress and worry and just live on as happily as possible without compromising your own morals and controlling only what you can control in your own, infinitesimal, local context.
Synonyms: "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
Antonyms: "We shall never surrender!"
James: I heard Man City's 115 charges will see them relegated!
Andrew: James, forget about Marquinhos.