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Soft Cockey

A Cockey being a farmer type person from rural Australia, a soft cockey being one who is incapable of doing a hard days work. Someone with weak and wimpy tendancies, usually of lazy character.

Troy Murrell cant even do a days hard graft, he's a right fucking soft cockey

by Luvly Jubly February 7, 2016


Soft panted

A term used to describe a male who is too sensitive to wear jeans. These men are usually from jersey.

Kyle from New Jersey is a soft panted sissy.

by Mil House April 2, 2022


angel soft

Crappy toilet paper that tears apart leaving poop on your hand and often leaves tons of dingle berries (see dingle berry definition) on your ass

Man that angel soft left dingle berries all over my asshole.

by Mr. Dic-tionary April 27, 2017


Soft-shelled

Derogatory slang used to refer to a person feeling micro-aggressed who, in-turn, macro-aggresses.

Male: Don't call me cis male gender. It's dehumanizing.

Pro-Trans: Stop being transphobic! You don't know what it's like for us!

Male: Maybe if you weren't so soft-shelled.
Pro-Trans: *initiates physical altercation*

by Mr Jiggles le kek August 17, 2020


Soft No

Another way of saying "Probably not"

Guy 1: Hey, can we stop at the liquor store real quick.
Guy 2: That's a soft no.

by Wun Hung Low April 16, 2022


soft dick

truthful; not a lie. Used similarly to phrases like “no cap!”, “no joke!”, and “forreal!”

Person 1: Dude, that guy? He keeps a mirror in his room for, uh... you-know-what.
Person 2: Nah, you’re lying.
Person 1: Soft dick, he told me straight up!

by beezmester November 13, 2020


Soft Dick

Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.

Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible

by Totallynotjordi November 13, 2020