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The act of telling someone happy birthday.
Thanks for the birthdayings!
6 months before my birthday every year I get “OK” & girls only groups! For them they are presumably “married” and for me everything is smelled & WHY?
Another birthday sunset August!
WOW Logan's p. Birthday
Nicole:"What day is it today?"
Diego:" Logan p. Birthday!"
Everyone:" HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOGAN!"
When you go to an upscale restaurant in a major city with a strict dress code (the kind of place that lends out a jacket to the sap that forgot his at home) without a jacket, a ridiculously colored pair of pants, and an obnoxious bow tie or better yet in shorts, flip flops and no tie, either way with your sleeves rolled up. You then manage somehow to be seated against the establishment's policies. Shortly thereafter you are sung happy birthday in Italian by a portly employee. For additional fun, go to the bathroom all the way across the restaurant in your shorts, thereby giving everyone a second look at your audacity.
Guy 1: She didn't tell me the place would be so fancy. I was insanely underdressed.
Guy 2: So, what'd you do?
Guy 1: What any man would do. I went in there, met her dad and brother, and pulled The Italian Birthday.
Guy 2: How'd that turn out?
Guy 1: Oh they hate me, but it was funny as hell.
a day to celebrate carissa maybe caleb.
hy twin. it’s carissa birthday
A black persons term of getting girls nudes
"Send those birthday traps my way"
June :) the whole month of June. (Birthday is in the 26th tho REMEMBER IT)
Oh! Looks like it’s Payton’s birthday month. Guess we have to get her a golf cart and a gift every day