"KITTY BISCUITS" is the name of a band who specialize in the production of music for the purpose of cats to listen to. Their audience is entirely cats. Also known as the "CAT ILLUMINATI".
Guy 1 - Oh man, I was just browsing 4chan, and I saw this video of some cat illuminati ..
Guy 2 - Fucking Kitty Biscuits ..
A tampon! - a vampire's favorite tasty treat. Can apply to un-used versions as well, but they are not nearly as tasty.
"Dammit Annie, why did you pack a whole bag full of vampire biscuits? We're only going camping for 2 days!?!
A term meaning to lure a girl to bed.
So Rocky when are you going to reel in the biscuit?
Someone addicted to prescription drugs like oxycotins, vicodins,etc......
I got my leg chopped off and that Biscuit Head stole my damn prescription drugs, AAhhhh!!!!!!
She was so ugly they used to push her face in the dough to make the gorilla biscuits.
When you have eczema on your nipples and they start to flake off like dry biscuits.
I don't want to go any further, I'm self conscious of my biscuit nipples.
Australian slang for a body board (that you lie down on), as opposed to a surfboard (that you stand up on). Derisive term for a body board used by surfboard riders.
She could be a great surfer if only she'd get off that shark biscuit and try a real board.